scuberdive

When a male takes his hand and puts it into a womans pants/underwear

Usually done before fingering

“I scuberdived with mollie last night, it was awesome !”

by Lsk8x May 6, 2018

Scuba dicking

When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.

He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking

by Ilovecupcake4ever January 30, 2018

scuba sharks

the bestest underwater pals you could have :).

the scuba sharks belonged to Forrest and would die with them in a heartbeat.

by fonfoo June 2, 2018

Scubadoofing

To beat someone into a unresponsive in the future.

There is gonna be a scubadoofing.

by Frosty___69 March 20, 2018

Scubadoofed

To beat someone into a unresponsive state earlier.

This Guy was scubadoofed

by Frosty___69 March 20, 2018

scubum

Scuba diver as a life style. Like surf bum but scuba dives instead

If this doesn’t work out I’m going to resort to plan b, move to the islands and live like a scubum.

by Ncsflower June 13, 2018

scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018