scrotograph

The act of posing for what one assumes is a photograph whilst one is actually being filmed by digital camera/camera phone. Usually involves pulling "wacky" faces and pointing at random non-existing objects.

Sherlock Holmes - "Let me tell you Watson, there is rarely a moment where one feels more ashamed than when one has fallen victim to a scrotograph."
Watson - "Say cheese, Sherlock. Wanker"

(Extract from Around the World in 80 Days."

by Beastyboy March 25, 2008

Scrooch

The line of rough skin running along the middle of your scrotom

"man I got my scrooch caught in my zipper"

by Sexy Bez Bezington May 20, 2009

scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003

Scroonch up the Sides, Slop it On

The act of baking a pig on the barbeque. Also a term used by the crocodile hunter.

That pig, i'm gonna SCROONCH UP THE SIDES AND SLAP IT ON

by duh March 4, 2003

scroom

Some one that looms and scrapes dirtily at the same time.
Another word for a scroom is a vincent (no offense to people with that name)

- 'Vincent, stop scrooming!'
- 'You dirty scroom.'
- 'He's such a loner, he's scrooming himself!'

by RadicalRat April 11, 2009

scotography

Images which Scott takes of various men and children. Also known as "Scott's life"

Yo man got any more of that there Scotography.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

scrool

Honey-thick female ejaculate usually plastered across one's face after performing rapturous cunnilingus on a thick ass amazonian princess of caucasian ancestry.

I love scrool.

I scrooled her so good, I had to power wash my eyes.

Amazon: Get your hot ass here. I am up for a good scrooling! Now!
Slave: Lick, suck, Glub, Scrool

by hdchz October 20, 2006