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Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte

Zhe ancient German art of inserting a cherry in one's anus, carefully retrieving zhis cherry without the snapping of the stalk und finally serving it with whipped cream. All in zhe woods ofcourse! Bist du verdammt?
After all zhis talk about dingleberries und blowing raspberries I am ganz hungry. How about the local delicacy?! The Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte!
by DrAlso October 28, 2024
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Scheiterfreude

(n.) SHY-ter-froy-duh from German 'scheitern' (to fail) + 'Freude' (joy)

The perverse pleasure one gets from watching their own life go down in flames, usually followed by posting about it on social media. Like Schadenfreude's self-destructive cousin who never learned to adult properly. Or Schadenfreude's self-loathing cousin who lives in their parents' basement.

When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

You decide to paint your living room for the first time. It ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, but without the artistic intent. You share a selfie in front of your "new art installation" with the hashtag #Scheiterfreude
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

"After sending that drunk text to my ex, deleting my thesis by accident, and setting my microwave on fire - all in one day - I just sat there experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while eating cold ravioli straight from the can."

"After missing my train, spilling coffee on my white shirt, and sending that embarrassing email to the entire company instead of just my work bestie, I'm sitting here experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while crafting the perfect self-roasting tweet."
by StickyMcStickface November 7, 2024
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Scheisenburg

Scheisenburg has the good shit, literally.
by Mon0tne May 11, 2025
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Scheisenburger

A burger where the patty is replaced with feces, or just a really bad burger.
Ew, this is a scheisenburger.
by Mon0tne May 11, 2025
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scheisseristic

This thing is really scheisseristic
by linskiyf August 17, 2025
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Schnib

Schnib is a name or another word for willy!
"oh that fucking guy Schnib is trash at any game he plays" - Pshodo

"oh thats a big schnib!"
by Pshodo October 15, 2025
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Scheidler

An absolute Judas, a snake, a weasel
Scheidler tried to trade me Sam Laporta for my entire roster and my sisters virginity AFTER it was announced that Laporta was dead
by Honcho69 November 26, 2025
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