Swiffy

A thing or action that is operating in an impressively smooth and efficient manner

Everyone gasped in awe at Lucy's swiffy dress as its jeweled light spilled over the floor and wall.

by Sunny Kay July 12, 2016

Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

pipe swinger

A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.

Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!

by Freight Train Lewis February 4, 2009

Canadian switchblade

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.

Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!

by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

hanzo switch

Every Hanzo main hears this on comp in overwatch.

Someone picks Hanzo.
Everyone else: HANZO SWITCH.

by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017

SWIR

Acronym for So Wrong It's Right. It's the second full-length album by pop-punk band, All Time Low. It was released on September 25, 2007 through Hopeless Records and was produced by Paul Leavitt and Matt Squire.

Track Listing:
1. This Is How We Do – 2:29
2. Let It Roll – 3:00
3. Six Feet Under the Stars – 3:36
4. Holly (Would You Turn Me On?) – 3:52
5. The Beach – 3:01
6. Dear Maria, Count Me In – 3:02
7. Shameless – 3:41
8. Remembering Sunday – 4:16
9. Vegas – 2:49
10. Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last for a Night) – 3:34
11. Come One, Come All – 3:32
12. Poppin' Champagne – 3:19
13. Poppin' (Video Mix) - 3:05 (Deluxe Edition)
14. Dear Maria, Count Me In (Connect Sets Acoustic) - 3:26 (Deluxe Edition)
15. Six Feet Under the Stars (Connect Sets Acoustic) - 3:24 (Deluxe Edition)
16. Let It Roll (Connect Sets Acoustic) -3:25 (Deluxe Edition)
17. Stay Awake (Acoustic) - 3:36 (Deluxe Edition)

Singles:
Six Feet Under the Stars
Dear Maria, Count Me In
Poppin' Champagne

Fun Fact:
On the back cover of the sleeve, a warning states that "unauthorized duplicators will have their homes burned to the ground by the band."

sarahATL: What's your favorite song on SWIR?

SoWrongItsJenn: Remembering Sunday!

by tanister February 2, 2009

switch game

A game of where you put one finger up your ass, and the other in your mouth and when your teammate says 'Go' you switch and you keep doing this until you throw up.

Man 1: "Okay, GO!"
Man 2: "This tastes like crap!"

"Hey bro, wanna play... The Switch Game?!"

by I took four snowdogs. June 18, 2014