Fart Slinger

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.

Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.

by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014

town singer

An illegal prostitute in a city.

Town singers usually do their business in the abandoned church.

by System0X April 25, 2017

pipe slinger

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.

Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!

by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019

thumper stinker

A person who farts really loud while playing xbox

Oh hold on I got a thumper stinker comin

by J.d.m_15 September 7, 2020

Blue pine stingray

1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.

Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*

by Cyanea capillata January 5, 2020

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Slurpee Slinger

A middle Eastern 7-Eleven employee

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"

by Todd A. March 12, 2008