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Sniping the monkey

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.
Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.

Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!
by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019
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snipe train

A lot of people responding in a group text at the same time, resulting in a line of messages posted at the same time. The two-person verb for this phenomenon is sniping.
When someone asked a question about nearby locations, many of the people who responded became slightly confused as their message got lost in the snipe train of answers.
by Derp14 October 9, 2015
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Ghetto Snipe

Noun. A person targeted specifically for sex with the following features:
1. Lower socio-economic status;
2. Ease of conquest;
3. Disposable;
4. Lack of self-respect and standards;
Due to the above features, the person is not considered a long term relationship prospect; but rather for casual fun or a one-night stand. Usually applies to a woman.
by Master Definer2018 January 11, 2018
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gype snipe

Verb: To ejaculate on an unsuspecting victim.
"Roman gype sniped Rob's Starched Jeans when he was not looking."
by Romangype April 22, 2014
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Docta Snipes

(n)
(synonyms) McSnipes.
a word that is used to describe a master sniper in first person shooter games. Usually a term used to describe oneself or another individual who displays an uncanny skill for getting head shots and sniper kills. The name McSnipes is commonly used for this same purpose and often put together into one word. Docta McSnipes although it does not sound as cool.
" Ayoooo headshot, I am Docta Snipes."
" the docta snipes is in and you are out."
" I got pwned by docta snipes."
by docta mccsnipes January 13, 2010
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Text Sniping

The act of noticing someone who you know in a crowd or some other public situation and sending them a text from an unknown position referring to something which they are doing at the time e.g. "Reading by the lakeside, how very avant garde" this simulates the 'shot out of nowhere' effect of a sniper.
<Maria is having coffee>
Scott: (unseen by Maria) <observes Maria from a distance and sends a text> "ooh two sugars, bit of a sweet tooth aren't you?"

Maria: <checks phone and begins looking around aimlessly> replies "where are you?"

Scott: "I'm text sniping, so you have to guess"
by CHC-RPK March 23, 2011
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Originals Sniping

omg did you see the new teamtage of Originals Sniping? Its so sick
by Linnx August 29, 2017
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