slappy mcdouchebag

1) Any employee, usually an attorney, who shoots his mouth off and nobody likes.

Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.

Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.

Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!

by CaptainG August 4, 2008

Slapping Ham

The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.

After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015

ball slapper

When you're having sex doggy style with a girl and your balls slap up against her lower belly.

"It was a ball slapper of a good time!"

by luckylewk July 30, 2004

slapped

To be highly intoxicated from the effects of alcohol.

I was so fucking slapped last night, that Jack kicked my ass.

by Matthew Whitaker May 16, 2005

sapphist

A word for a woman who loves other women. This love can cover everything from emotional, physical, spiritual, and sexual love. It is an older term for women who love women. It derives from the poet Sappho, who lived on the Isle of Lesbos. Sappho wrote poetry, mostly about women and loving women.
It's a term that some women prefer over the ever popular and sometimes bastardized term lesbian. It's usually only a term that one woman can give herself (unless she still lives in Lesbos... but in that circumstance it means something different, and has no lesbian connotations).

"I love women - I am a sapphist"

"My aunt only loves women, she writes about them, and is even living with one. She is a self-proclaimed sapphist"

"I love women, I respect women, and I am happy with the fact that I'm a sapphist"

by Diamanda Graves July 7, 2008

Happy Slapping

A new craze sweeping schools; Students administer a punch or slap to the face of one of their "friends" and record their reaction on camera. This is then shown to all and sundry via picture messaging. It is classed as bullying and will be treated as so.

A slap to the face recorded on camera and sent to all and sundry. Especially Sundry.

by Robert Masters April 14, 2005

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003