sex sex situation

A situation in which sex is inevitable or guaranteed.

Tony went out last night with this girl he found on Tinder to find a swinger couple, they could not, but got drunk and had sex - it was a sex sex situation!

by Areyousex? September 28, 2014

SITUATION

Something or someone who is higly attractive, person, place or thing

Aye that's a real SITUATION right there

by situation March 21, 2017

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

Thommy Thommy Situation

A statement used against someone when they are in a difficult or uncomfortable situation that they don’t know how to get out of,they avoid or get rid of this situation by ‘ghosting’ or ignoring it.

Person 1: Bro this girl fucks w me but i don’t feel the same way,and i don’t know how to handle it.
Person 2: Damn bro,it looks like you’re in a Thommy Thommy Situation

Person 1: I guess i have to ghost her :(

by Thommyyy1x January 27, 2021

Situmation

A incidence that in no good, crazy and completely un understandable.

This Situmation is no good dude, I am so lost.

by Big Brass November 23, 2009

Slutuation

1) A girl coming on to a guy hard, sometimes unwanted
2) A slutty situation
3) An event (often sorority related) in which many girls are wearing little clothing and looking to get some

1) Tim: Hey Bob, I think we need to go find another party with Ron.
Bob: What? We just got here!
Tim: Yeah but we hafta save Ron from this slutuation. She's ugly.

2) She got trashed and hooked up with all those dudes she met on the street - what a slutuation.

3) Hey man, you gotta get over here now! It's a perfect slutuation!

by Psyko1 July 18, 2011

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010