Chat shat

When you're having an IM conversation with someone and their chat crashes or otherwise gives up. Their chat is then said to have shat on you or your conversation.
Hey man, your chat shat on me. Sorry, it crashed, but the worst part is it dumps all that chat shat on my phone so I have to switch back and forth.
by zagen July 21, 2010
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Pee shat

piss To take a quik piss.
I'm going to take a quik pee shat's be for we leave
by Massimiliano Manca October 03, 2006
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shat on a turtle.

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.
it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...
by jaybiam July 05, 2011
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shat bandit

i crazy diluted person who goes on treasure hunts but accidentely steals peoples shit right out of ther assholes. Usually mentally retarded.
the shat bandit was running around town and stealing peoples shit
by alex the tweek18 March 20, 2003
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lick shat

The posse was lickin' shat at the street dealers on the corner as they drove by in their BMW
by Ice Dog March 26, 2003
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door shat

the act in which your nieghbor talks shit behind your back and in return you shat all over their doostep and rub it all over their doorknob
jen said i talked shit on chad and i didn't so i gave that bitch a door shat
by LOSTSOUL11 February 05, 2004
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shit shat

Unworthy conversation, chit chat that is meaningless, bragging, fabricating,
Don't give me any shit shat about that.
by DOC JOE June 08, 2009
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