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Screwdation

1. The state of being screwed.

2. Having a history of being cheated, bilked, or fooled.

3. Perpetual unfortunateness
Face it, we'll never get out of screwdation.
by trench1b December 31, 2007
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Screwdar

The radar or "sixth sense" someone gets when they sense that two people have recently hooked up. Often times this is due to the people being overly friendly with each other, overly infatuated, or simply just awkward with one another.

This is very common with coworkers, or 2 people of the same group of friends.
Coworker 1: Man, did you see Jennifer and James at the department meeting yesterday? They were totally awkward with each other. They both kept on laughing nervously and shifting their weight any time one of them said something, and James was sweating balls! They used to be really comfortable with one another. I bet they are hooking up.

Coworker2: Yea, my screwdar was going off too! I bet they hooked up after everyone left the company party last Friday. They seemed pretty plastered.
by Cat85 February 3, 2012
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Screwdom

The place you approach in your head just prior to realizing you are totally fucked.
Hey Dutch, looks like we are in screwdom so ditch the jazz, the cops are right on us.
by Riverabung July 15, 2014
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screwened

Fatima really screwened the mini-bootcamp by being herself.
by madhat24 November 4, 2017
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Screwged

When the ghosts of gamings past come back to haunt you and make you perform an action you didn't mean to pressing a button that does one thing in one game but something completely different in another.
Justin: Dude, why do you keep vaulting into combat? Take over!

Jonathan: I'm sorry! 'Horizon' really screwged me. I'm used to Circle being crouch.
by Binaoryp December 3, 2020
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Bullet Screwdriver

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.
'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'

dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011
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fizzy screwdriver

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy
"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"
by Dolly Partyon August 24, 2011
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