Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.

And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024

Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.

Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!

by JRentCy June 24, 2025

Dry scoop

The action of intaking supplements, most commonly pre workout without any water.

"YO BRO, I JUST DRY SCOOPED MY PRE, IM A FUCKIN SICKKUNT"

by Lxnxr May 13, 2021

poopity scoop

Kanye West officially losing it

"Poopity scoop, Scoopidy whoop!"

by ZachP800 June 3, 2018

poopy-di scoop

a great lyric from the song lift yourself by now hated kanye west

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

mr crabs: Yes! hello, i was wondering if you could play that song again

fishie boy: mmh which one man
mr crabs: the one that goes poopy-di scoop, scoop-diddy whoop
fishie boy: no man youre thinking about poop-di-scoopty poop poop
mr crabs: poop-di-scooptu poop poop?
~mumble mumble~
mr crabs: not poop-diddy whoop scoop?

by small world June 10, 2018

Frontal Scoop

1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper

2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly

1. Yeah I walked in on him taking a dump and he was doing the frontal scoop. It was weird.

by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012

monkey scoop

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual

I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.

by dolanitchze September 19, 2008