What a scoop!

Ne haber ama!

A piece of surprising news. A surprising hearing.

- Oh, my husband feels the same way about this palace. We all hate, actually.
- Really? What a scoop!

by laviniaque November 5, 2019

Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

Hip Scoop

(v.) \ˈhip\ \ˈsküp\

The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.

abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.

-Stef, you look good today!
-Hip scoop!

-Wanna chill later cutie?
-Hip, hip scoop!

by Giorgio Palmiero January 23, 2011

scoop out

To pick something up with a scoop.

Hey Girl, can I scoop out them buns?

by iRxme March 6, 2017

Kate Scoop

When your aunt gives you fucking heaps of salad when you only wanted a spoonful.

Damn man, I only wanted a bite and you gave me a Kate Scoop.

by Kim in May 16, 2021

Urt Scoop

The action of riskily grabbing something quickly before anyone else has a chance too; especially if referring to the ball in Halo Grifball.

Holy shit dude, I just Urt Scooped that jont!

by TucaGames November 23, 2016