Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 09, 2010

gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick

Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"

by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 24, 2020

sausage tunnel

A woman's vagina

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

“HOT SAUSAGE”

A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement

“Wow I stink, “HOT SAUSAGE”

by GraceyXx May 27, 2021

Sausage Dogger

One who is able to handle multiple penises inserted into their mouths by using their own jizz as lubrication

Hey man watch out! I heard Cam's a sausage dogger

Sausage dogger? Oh yeah I know him....Isn't that Cameron?

by the cootie queen October 22, 2010

Sausage Cottage

A vagina.

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.

by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020