Kathryn Redhead

Kathryn Redhead is a person that likes to wack people round the head with hockey sticks and likes to draw with carrots.
General know it all

AHHHH KATHRYN REDHEAD
She's coming RUN
🏑🥕

by JR Rowling October 12, 2021

Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 30, 2017

Reshma Adhikari

Super loud, hates boys but can’t stay away from them. Always gets heartbroken but won’t stop trying. Super nice but when you got a problem, they are not scared to fight. Has a social media obsession but are super sensitive to the hate they gets. Always has their friends back even though they mostly get the help from their friends.

Omg she just broke up with her ex for the 10th time. She’s such a Reshma Adhikari

by hailufriedchicken May 4, 2021

resheet

To sheet again

Diana: It's time for dinner
Scott: I'll be down as soon as I resheet the bed

by 1234567891996 March 31, 2010

redhead

Girls=beautiful (unless it's frizzy and orange)

Guys...not so much.

Redheaded girls are beautiful and rare but red haired guys are well, nasty and hopeless.

by heythere May 13, 2008

redheadophilia

A condition characterized by a person's involuntary attraction to a redhead. This person may dream about this redhead for days on. Men are more commonly affected by this disorder than women. There is no cure for redheadophilia.

Patient: I saw a redhead on the street, suddenly, I started drooling and having sensual dreams about her.

Doctor: You have Redheadophilia. There is no cure, so you will have it the rest of your life.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by andrettifan June 15, 2013

redhead moment

A momentary and intense display of irrationality, bad temper, insanity, or any combination thereof.

Ashley: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CHEESE?! I am going to cut the b**** that got my cheese all dirty! Who--

Roommate: Dude, chill. That's the blue cheese I bought today for the dinner salads tonight.

Ashley: Oops, I guess i had a redhead moment.

by Miztie October 22, 2011