tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts

He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.

by old lang guy October 29, 2006

flaming rooster

when your balls are beet red, also a homo, fag

dude, that guy is such a flaming rooster

by mr johnson October 26, 2006

red rooster

An Australian fast food chain.
Selling Chicken and chicken products.
Good Tucker mate.

Red Rooster really is a shit place to work.

by yAlDaRA March 30, 2003

Electric Rooster

A deliciously-charged concoction of funk, soul and rock, served up trio-wise late at night.

Hey baby, I could really go for a musical platter of some Electric Rooster.

by A Fan of the Rooster January 13, 2010

chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick

Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!

by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010

Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.

steaming rooster

by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 13, 2010

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013