Roofied

When you get so drunk that someone might as well have spiked your drink.

Yeah man, I don't remember anything...I was roofied!

by spayzant December 20, 2010

roofle points

Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county.

"When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"

by roofles February 4, 2003

rookie mistake

Leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. This status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.

Why does my status say '@Greg has a small penis?!'"-- "Ooooh.. sorry. Looks like you left your profile up. Rookie mistake.

by cusebofo October 21, 2010

Roofied

To get unknowingly raped on a test. When initially after taking a test you feel very good about it, only to find out when you receive your results you did very poorly. Derived from the fact that after ingesting the drug Flunitrazepam(roofie), you can get raped and not even know it.

Johnny left the exam room feeling as if he aced the multiple choice section and wrote an amazing essay. Little did he know that he actually got roofied by the test, and will receive a score of 47%.

by jecksta October 14, 2014

roofies

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

by blah October 27, 2004

rooties

100% pure sex

that guy 'rooties' is one sexy bitch

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Rookied

when oneself ejaculates involentry onto another persons knee-cap.

often dissapointing for the unsusspecting person on both sides.

"hey man!!! you rookied on my knee!"

by evilshizzz March 16, 2009