Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.

“Check that old man with his dick in a box”
“Oh thats just reed”

by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 10, 2018

Reed

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number

by Floda reltih June 25, 2023

Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed

Constantly complaining about literally everything.

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

Reed

One who constantly complaints about anything going on.

Stop bitchin about it, why you gotta be such a reed.

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

reed

this is a bad name.

person one: oh i don’t like his name
person two: yea reed is a bad name

by reedkimball February 11, 2021

Reed

He has a big ego and thinks he’s king of the world

Person one: bro have you met reed

Person two: Yea he’s full of him self

by Beautifulqueen43 March 22, 2020