Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
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The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.
Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.
by ulysses January 5, 2006
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This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.
The following A/W Ratios are in inches
>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)
1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)
6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon
(15%)
10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.
(>5%)
The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
This is obtained by measuring the smallest part around a girl's waist and subtracting that from the largest part measured around a girls butt and thighs.
The following A/W Ratios are in inches
>0: Waist is bigger than butt, she must be flat and fat which won't look good at all. Fortunately this is rare (>5%)
1-5: Her butt is ok, this might not look good everyday and probably won't grab your attention. This is quite common
(75%)
6-9: Her butt is pretty big, this is very noticeable and probably will grab your attention. This is quite uncommon
(15%)
10+: Her butt is amazing, this looks unreal and might make you stare for a bit. This is also known as an extreme ass. This is extremely rare, and you may not see another one like this for months.
(>5%)
The distribution of the different A/W Ratios depends on booty geography
(girl walks in)
Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....
Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good
Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach
Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
Boy1: (Looks briefly then turns to Boy2) She's alright....
Boy2: She has a pretty face but that ass to waist ratio isn't too good
Boy1: Yea she's got an ass but she's also got a fat stomach
Boy2: Her A/W Ratio must be like 4 or 5
by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010
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The band plays a few covers, a few new, and a lot of old Dead toons. The band still commands the following of a cult group known as Dead Heads.
What a long strange trip it's been.
The band plays a few covers, a few new, and a lot of old Dead toons. The band still commands the following of a cult group known as Dead Heads.
What a long strange trip it's been.
Ratdog see also: Grateful Dead, Ratdog, PnP, aka Phil and Friends, Planet Hart, and other Grateful Dead legacy bands and spin-offs.
by das loon aka loontoons April 13, 2006
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