Quaranteenager

a teen stuck at home with their family because of the cOroNaviRus.
they want to shrivel up and die.

quaranteenager: i miss school and my friends
psychopath: WOOOOOOOOO

by dumthiccanimeboyshitdiff April 3, 2020

quarantyranny

The tyrannical measures ordered by governments to quarantine healthy citizens

When will this 2020 quarantyranny end?

by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020

Quarantine

A new word invented in 2020 due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

Time Traveler: What year is it?
Me: 2020.
Time Traveler: The first year of quarantine?
Me: :O

by RB565 June 29, 2020

Quarantine

a side effect of pain caused by the novel coronavirus . Alternate side effects: cabin fever, minor offences, mass murders upon housemates, missing your significant other, crying, excessive eating, show binging, unreasonable sadness, anger, extreme fatigue. In extreme cases, usually seen in idiots and Karens, harmful effects are: being on r/prorevenge, r/malicouscompliance, hoarding, panic buying, and calling COVID-19 a hoax. If you see these effects, please: a) get a therapist b) stop being stupid, or c) cease to exist.

man, I miss (s/0). quarantine hurts :(

by insta: fluffy_raccoon_cub <3 April 7, 2020

Quarantine

unexpected vacation

Teacher:you will all go to quarantine

by this is a human boy April 9, 2020

Quarantine

This word is used when a pandemic or something dangerous is around. This word also means STAY THE FUCK AT HOME OR YO ASS GON GET THE RONA.

Bae: Come over I'm bored
You: HELL NAW BITCH WE ON QUARANTINE YOU PROLLY GOT THE RONA

by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020

Quarantino

To practice safe social distancing during a virus pandemic, you may opt to give your partner a footjob instead of a handjob or blowjob to limit the chance of transmission. In this context, a footjob is colloquially called a "Quarantino."

"Quarantino" is a portmanteau of "Quarantine" and "Tarantino" in reference to the extreme behavioral modifications expected during quarantine conditions and the acclaimed director's alleged foot fetish.

Suffering from acute boredom, my girlfriend offered to give me a blowie, but I was like, "Are you trying to give me the coronavirus? Take your socks off and give me a Quarantino instead."

by Trumplstiltskin March 20, 2020