Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005

Quality Whore

People who can't resist changing Youtube videos to 720p or 1080p because it just HAS to look good.

Bill: Hey check out this funny video.
Jenkins: NU WAIT!!!1111 U HAZ TO USE 1080P!!! ITS BITTR U KNOW!!!.............
Bill: ... Quality whore.

by TotesSolidSnack January 15, 2011

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

Captain Quagmire

The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.

George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003

by Sergio Momarsh July 22, 2008

Quality Time

Sex, usually when it happens infrequently due to life/work constrictions.

We've been so busy, we haven't had any quality time in over a month.

by Egdoran August 6, 2013

high quality rip

a piece of usually video game music that has been edited to have many internet memes

the high quality rip had many memes in it.

by Little Hamburger February 28, 2018

quality

Top of the line weed. Marijuana that often has a high THC content (gets you fucked up). It can be used 2 describe anything if you're high.

I smoked some mad quality reefer. Then i watched a mad quality movie!!! Then i drank and got ferjunked

by Garemy String October 29, 2005