hoce pwn

1. To pwn one in the face with a hoce.
H.O.C.E.= Hammer of Corrupted Enchantments, a mighty hammer wielded by the great and powerful EverQuest monk Cakraak Cakraak.

1. I Hoce pwnt that n00b ITF!!!

by Treeshrew November 21, 2004

post-pwn

to perform an action resulting in a tie, draw, or overtime. Post-pwnage can, but is not limited to occurring in athletic activities and computerized games.

"5 seconds to win... Double Kill! Sudden Death!"
"Post-pwned muthafuckas!"

by Ben! (who else) November 1, 2007

pwn bak'd

Getting your ass kicked, especially by means of flying knee or elbow in the face.

"Dude you look like shit, what happened to you?"
"I got pwn bak'd by a stage diving midget last night"

by KJGFKJG April 19, 2008

epic pwn

when someone's asshole gets royally ravaged in extreme hilarity.

bitch, u just got epic pwned in the asshole

by queefster69 September 30, 2008

team pwn

the joining of two forces so powerful that when combined, world domination is sure to follow.

Joel and Julie's marriage signifies the combination of two forces so powerful, the world shall know them not singularly as Joel and Julie, but as TEAM PWN.

by dungeonmistress May 29, 2010

pwn ass

Something that is very cool, awesome, or exciting. It is often used to describe a noun that is kick ass or bad ass.

"Did you see 'The Dark Knight' yet?"

"Yeah! That movie was pwn ass!"

by belleinblack July 3, 2008

Uber Pwn

To pwn, or overcome, such as that he who receives the pwning is utterly shattered destroyed, tarnished, mauled and annihilated without clemency.

Person 1: I uber pwned James at CoD WaW yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, he must really be bad, because you are terrible.

by Saint Norbert February 20, 2009