Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021

Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.

Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011

Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.

You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!

by S. Duong May 30, 2006

penis puppeteer

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.

female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.

by UTCJAM November 16, 2006

PUPPET MASTER

A control freak, low self esteem corrupt person who needs winged monkeys and others to follow them all time. somene who is fearful of people who see through them and hace their own minds.. someone who need to control and manipulate a game the already lost. Somene who need to cheat to win. Over power, poser, impose will on weak other break others wil and put them on strings.. undermine the minds freedome adn over power others soul. a fake person, and needy fake person who needs other to control..

They broke down the will of her sister who escaped them years ago and lived a free life she cut strings ties , so she wanted to man to break her down, cripple her and control her mind to be a puppet to puppet master. she was so much more free than them. the puppet master has a puppet master .

by artifiial nigga February 26, 2018

dick puppet

a stuffed animal you fuck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature

omg why did you use my bear as a dick puppet?

by zertzarm March 16, 2009

puppetmaster

a gynecologist;
a sexual deviant who attempts to fondle another in the same fashion in which a puppeteer would maneuver a puppet.

After missing her period consecutively, Sarah begrudgingly made an appointment with the puppetmaster;

"Dude... did you see on the news? Some old puppetmaster has been sneaking into the girls' dorms at night and waiting for them in the shower."

by nezy2049 March 3, 2009