fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.

Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.

by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008

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puppet show

An erection that shows through clothing.

"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".

by jakester the snakester January 11, 2013

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Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.

Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?

by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003

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Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 11, 2012

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Stuff Puppet

A Puppet (human, animal, alien, etc.) Or a stuffed toy that is used to masturbate into or onto. Male or Female although most won't admit it at some point they probably had a Stuff Puppet.

The last time I used my stuff puppet I had to peel it off the floor.

by CavernReaper April 08, 2023

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