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fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.
by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008
mugGet the fuck puppetmug.

puppet show

An erection that shows through clothing.
"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".
by jakester the snakester January 11, 2013
mugGet the puppet showmug.

Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.
Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?
by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003
mugGet the Finger Puppetmug.

fuck puppet

this fuck puppet always screws things up
by 7roadking June 20, 2018
mugGet the fuck puppetmug.

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017
mugGet the Puppet-phobiamug.

Finger Puppet

The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole
Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet
by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020
mugGet the Finger Puppetmug.

Cunt Puppet

A female or individual who identifies as feminine, who is being used, manipulated, treated like shit, etc by a man for his own personal gain. The man is considered the puppeteer and will play his cunt puppet in the most humiliating way, making a farce out of the cunt puppets life. Cunt puppetry is a form of sadistic entertainment and can be extremely damaging to the victim, but the amount of fucks given by cunt puppeteers can be found inside an empty box of your favorite snack. Nothing but darkness and disappointment.
Guys check this out-Jessica is such a cunt puppet, I bet you $20 I can get her to hand over her pay check again this week.
by JessLoveAlways August 7, 2020
mugGet the Cunt Puppetmug.

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