sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 11, 2014

Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021

Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.

Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011

Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.

You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!

by S. Duong May 30, 2006

dick puppet

a stuffed animal you fuck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature

omg why did you use my bear as a dick puppet?

by zertzarm March 16, 2009

butt-puppet

1. a decorated sock operated from the bottom used for cheap entertainment
2. a (powerful) person controlled by another person. people joke that the person in control serviced that person in the anus.

that girl's got you whipped
you're such a butt-puppet

by ggunit August 3, 2004

hand puppet

Slang for a hand gun. Best used in Mickey Spillane-type crime novels.

....just so the broad knew I meant business, I decided to introduce her to my best friend; a hand-puppet I liked to call "Mr. Thrity-Eight"....

by B.M. Jay August 3, 2005