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Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020
Related Words
pud pudding pudge puddle puddle jumper puddin puddy pudd puddi puddle slut

puddlehan 

A common nickname for the dbz character future gohan because of how he died
Man puddlehan is cool af
puddlehan by Djfang March 14, 2023

lust puddle 

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.
lust puddle by augratin April 15, 2007

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
Defence pudding by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.
Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.
Hard pudding by Copper111 January 4, 2018

Cunt puddle 

A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!
Cunt puddle by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020