PAINter

an artist who stays up tp 4am to finish a drawing or a painting, has a fucked up sleep schedule, and probably hasnt seen the sun in three days.

1: Oh yes, that piece is lovely, what kind of painter are you?
2: im a PAINter.
1: excuse me?
2: check urban dictionary.

by shhscdhsbsjdk May 22, 2020

plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011

Emma Painter

Emma Painter is the name of the most supermegafoxyawesomehot girls in the world. Those Emma Painters are the most amazing people you can find. No competition. If you're one of those lucky people who happen to meet one, I guarantee you, that you will never find anyone as legendary as them ever again. <3

person one: "Emma Painter is the awesomemest person ever!"
Person two: "I don't think s-"
Person one: "Avada Kedavra!"

Anyone who says "I don't think s-" to that-dead.

by jobu October 17, 2011

pinteresting

A word to describe a digital image just before someone infringes on its copyright by handing out rights to distribute it to a website called Pinterest, without the permission of the image's creator.

"Oh, this is pinteresting! I will add this to my digital image hoard on Pinterest! Hopefully I will earn the approval of my followers when they repin the image to their own digital hoard, copyright infringement is so worth it. God forbid I should consider the consequences of my actions on the person who created this pinteresting image."

by DrippingGoofball July 7, 2012

penis pointers

the muscles in the lower abdomen that when flexed point to the penis, also known as the v line some girls call them usher muscles in reference to the musical artist Usher Raymond.

Check out my penis pointers ladies!!!

by kevin w jones May 1, 2008

Pinterest

If yoga pants and became sentient and developed a society, it would operate entirely off this website.

What? Pinterest still exists?!?

by JimmothyTT April 17, 2019

Painter's Palette

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

by rock_lobster January 27, 2010