primus

the most amaizing band ever... seriously listening to them is better than sex... I would love to have sex with Les Claypool.

I went to the primus show last night, good lord, it was awesome.

by snow white July 22, 2004

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Promise

A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.

You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.

Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.

Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.

Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.

by Promise123 November 21, 2010

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Promise Rong

Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.

Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.

(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!

by Banana Face McJiggins April 21, 2009

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junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.

Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.

by b s d December 15, 2008

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Primus

One of the most excellent bands on the planet. Formed in 1986 somewhere in the bay Area by Les Claypool (bass), Todd Huth (guitar) and Tim Wright (drums).

Wright shortly after the band's inception. He was replaced by Jay Lane. Then he jumped the shark too and was replaced by Tim "Herb" Alexander. Huth was also replaced by Blind Illusion guitarist Larry "ler" LaLonde.

CD after CD followed. Brian Mantia replaced Herb for The Brown Album and Antipop. But Herb has now returned for Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People, a 5-song EP.

Primus' "Pork Soda" was nominated for a Grammy in 1993.

by Kyo July 2, 2004

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