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premature withdrawal

The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.

The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.
I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
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Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.
by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
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premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.
Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"
by Projectchik July 26, 2017
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Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.
Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.
by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018
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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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preadolescent

Preadolescence, not to be confused with prepubscence also known as pre-teen or tween, is a stage of human development following early childhood and preceding adolescence.1 It commonly ends with the beginning of puberty,2 but may also be defined as ending with the start of the teenage years.3 For example, dictionary definitions generally designate it as 10–13 years.4 Preadolescence can bring its own challenges and anxieties.
preadolescent
by FrostyBYT May 14, 2018
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premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.
So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.
by TC crew October 10, 2018
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