Poptart

It can mean anything you want it to mean at the moment

Girl quietly doing there work: ......
Me: your such a poptart
Girl quietly doing there work: 🤨

by Cheeseball255 October 26, 2018

Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.

Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”

by _hunny_ December 13, 2018

Poptart Effect

Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.

Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".

Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."

by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018

poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.

"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon

by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019

poptard

A rejected boy-band member, now making a living off of staring in lame reality TV shows.

Remember that poptard from that old boy band group? What a moron.

by jschiro99 March 7, 2019

Poptart

A snack that makes you horny asf

“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”

by CrocDog765 May 7, 2019

Poptartt

Weirdo/corny person who can be takin serious when talking to another person

Her: My weave itches

Him: wtf b**** you a poptartt

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019