Popcorn

The heavenly combination of kernels of corn, butter, salt, and a cup of glory. Can also be used to describe a group of Caucasian babies.

This popcorn is delicious.

Most of the kids in the daycare facility were popcorn.

by shatikiliki October 13, 2016

Popcorn wank

When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.

"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"

by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016

popcorn bride

A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.

Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!

by Bella Bride August 1, 2016

popcorn teacher

A teacher who largely remains behind his desk on the computer until the supervisor walks in and then he "popcorns"(meaning he quickly gets off his desk and actually starts teaching).

Mr. Mckintyre is a popcorn teacher.

by Wise Administrator September 30, 2017

popcorn boobs

When an excessive amount of popcorn falls into the cleavage of a well endowed woman and gets stuck there until it is able to get removed.

man, after that movie I have the worst case of popcorn boobs, it's all over in there!

by Weirdo_friend October 25, 2017

popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019