Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win..

bobby dow is a poker newb

by www.borasisboobsandfinedairyproducts.org please help the cause and buy my milk : ) December 28, 2005

poker face

staright faced. since you have to keep a still face while playing cards.

"he said 'i love you' with a poker face last night, so i think he really meant it."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Poker face

A game in which an underclassman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. The girl then proceeds to fellate one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. If the male receiving fellatio gets called out by the others he loses.

Yo dude, we are about to play poker face with that freshman ho tonight.

by Thug Life, Ride or Die February 17, 2009

Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 18, 2006

Phoner

A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.

" Dude? are you poppin' a stiffy HERE?"
" Dude, relax, its just a phoner"

by Slick Tricks January 25, 2009

strip poker

A version of poker where the losing hands have to remove an article of clothing.

We will see some roast beef and hangers if we play strip poker with those girls again.

by BigBrian December 20, 2004

poder

A word used to define a buddy, pal or friend. Said at the end of a sentence, usually said with stress on the "der". Most commonly used in private prep schools.

"dont even get me started, poder"

by KtK & AC September 1, 2008