A woman with handcuffs who has the power to arrest you if you break the law. If she is hot.. commit a crime.
by Anonymous November 4, 2003

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.
Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"
(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"
(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!
by lyj867 November 29, 2007

When you don't like the police so you show them whats up by shovin a foot up there ass, oink oink piggy mothafucka.
Wow, I just got busted for possesion, a couple crack rocks, and a couple grams of 'dro, fuck the police.
by Antonio "P-do" Brown June 11, 2006

A person who yells at other people in public for not wearing a mask or for not wearing it over your nose.
(Girl walks in a store with the mask not fully over her nose.)
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.
by Chelse cowl got August 17, 2020

A type of pig with feet and hands and a gun that most definitely would be used to kill a innocent black person aka the worlds most disgusting animal to be known
by Badbitchestothefront May 30, 2020

Is said of someone who is something, but also a police. One could be anything, such as a pizza delivery guy, and still also be a police.
by pizza_delivery_guy March 1, 2011

by DUN-DUN-DUN! October 17, 2003
