plaster of paris

The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.

Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"

by Deshawndrel August 9, 2008

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

planter hurl

The act of spontaneously vomiting induced by the sight of a foreign object on the male sex organ immediately ensuing anal sex.

I saw a peanut on my dick after fucking Ethel up the ass and "Planter Hurled" before I could cum.

by se7en 154 April 30, 2003

Platten

A family name know for incest and bum fun, sometimes incestuous bum fun. Known to frequent crap football grounds and eat too many sausages. Always have boring jobs but hoard money. Definitely wears Y fronts, normally brown. A crazy day involves missing a line in a spreadsheet! Very very boring...zzz

The Platten family have done it again!

by Roy and Steff January 19, 2016

PITTER PATTER

Term used in 2 Hand Touch Football when the ball carier is touched one hand at time instead of by both hands.

(kids playing 2 hand touch football)
Kid 1: Hey i got you man!!!
Kid2 No Way dude you Pitter Pattered!!

by The Shocker April 19, 2006

otter plotter

Similar to faghag, an otter plotter is a woman who has a close friendship with an homosexual. In order to be an OTTER PLOTTER, however, the homosexual man must be an otter. Which means (1) that he must be masculine, and (2) he must be less hairy and generally trimmer in shape than a BEAR.

You know that manly, in shape gay guy that works at the gym? The one that doesn't really act gay? Well (insert female name here) is his otter plotter! THATS why they're always together - she's totally single and you can still ask her out.

by Love sequins hate glitter November 3, 2012

Pitter Patter

An exclamation one makes when irritated or flustered.

Girl A : Did you do that big paper for English Class yesterday?

Girl B : Oh, Pitter Patter! I forgot! My parents are gonna kill me.

by Comet the Chef January 26, 2019