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Platimum

A Mother of gigantic proportions. A rare mother indeed!
"Your Dad surely got value for money with that Platimum!"

"You could mine that Platimum all day and still not make a dent!"

"I'm not allergic to any metals, but that Platimum brings me out in a rash!"
by Ameschch September 13, 2008
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Platnium swag

One who aquires an extremely high level of swag. One who has platium swag drives a black Bugatti Veyron, and is covered in head-to-toe Gucci. They know they are the shit and that they have more swag than anyone within a 5 mile radius. They might as well just rule the world while they are at it. Achieving platnium swag does not happen overnight - it is either earned by a tremendous amount of talent and determination, or is naturally in your blood. Everyone wants their swag to go platnium, but it is highly unlikely.
Jay-Z has platnium swag

or

50 Cent just committed a homicide with all that platnium swag
by YoungHOV368 October 23, 2011
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PlatinumKizz

1. A kiss so hot that the kiss alone could make you blow a load or get damn close to it.

2. A kiss so amazing that you'll want only that one person to kiss you like that for the rest of your life.

3. A very valuable kiss, one that not many people get.
Ex. 1
"yeah i kissed him, he was definitely a PlatinumKizz"

Ex. 2
"that PlatinumKizz ruined kissing for me, forever."

Ex. 3
"Wow, you mean you actually got a PlatinumKizz outta him? I'm SURPRISED!"
by TheLuckyBoi February 16, 2009
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platinumback

A mature human male who has achieved alpha status and consequently copulation with extremely healthy female(s) via wealth, especially with regard to his comparative lack of physical fitness and that of his (commonly exquisite) female companion(s). Derived from the platinum credit card(s) he has + the term silverback of Gorilla fame.
This chick on the beach had the most bangin' rig known to man. She was rocking the bikini up and down the sand. I scoped for the giant ogre I assumed she was with but it turns out she's here with that tubby-looking platinumback who drives the BMW
by rg1980 May 28, 2010
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platinumryan

A streamer who doesn't have a consistent schedule and sells his nudes for 69 gibbys
platinumryan is gay
by Basic White guy October 23, 2017
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Platinumchao

Weebtrash who plays video games
Platinumchao smells
by john doe286294712839 December 12, 2021
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platinumrex

Virgin who plays Minecraft.
Average makima simp
Jeff bozo: hey man you look like a platinumrex
Elon ma: ...
by Elon ma April 10, 2023
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