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Meat pizza

A sexual act whereupon a woman lies on her back whilst no less than three men place the entirety of their genitals (penis and testicles) on her face in a more or less circular pattern, thus resembling the toppings on a pizza.
Me and some of the guys got together the other night with Kayleigh and made a meat pizza!
by Alabaster Smooth August 13, 2012
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Put It On The Pizza

when there is lack of a better phrase to use, you would say this. It is used like, "and then i found five dollars".

when in doubt say this.

it was first said by the olsen twins in their, "pizza" video.
dork 1: what should we do with these christmas ornaments?
cool kid: eh, put it on the pizza

dork 2: Oh my gosh I got a speeding ticket!!
cool kid: Just put it on the pizza!

dork 3: I have some pepperoni.
cool kid: put it on the pizza

dork 4: hey do you like this new song?
cool kid: yea, its definitely put it on the pizza material
by zeppie & chichi December 30, 2010
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Pizza pits

Getting pizza stuffed into your armpits after jerking off and eating pizza at a guys house you saw an ad for on Craigslist
Hey you want pizza pits? Then I'm your man!
by Thewalt77 October 29, 2016
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Boneless pizza

A handcrafted finger licking good boneless crafted pizza fresh from the pizzeria. Best served with coke but I preferably like it with boneless juice. A meme that is also becoming endangered because of normies and nibbas who can't resist stealing memes and the over usage of boneless pizzas. Boneless pizza is served at dominos but you may be lucky to find at other pizza parlors. STAY BONELESS
Hey can I uh get BONELESS PIZZA.
Uh what did you just say
I SAID CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA
Boneless? Nigga we don't put bones on our pizzas
AND CAN ALSO GET A 2 liter COKE
sorry 2liter machine broke

FINE CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA

sorry thottie
by BonelessBIZZA June 24, 2017
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pizza saver

the little white plastic table that comes in a box of pizza, used to hold the box in place from collapsing onto the cheese.
pizza savers are sweet.
by keith rowan October 26, 2006
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Chicken Pizza

An intentional malapropism used by English-speaking tourists to refer jokingly to Chichén Itzá, the impressive ruins of a large Pre-Columbian Mayan city and religious complex in Mexico's Yucatan region.
"Yeah, we partied all night in Cancun, then had to get up early to catch the bus to see Chicken Pizza."
by Adman12 October 20, 2005
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pizza guy

A: I've been studying for 10 f***ing hours and now it's 3AM and I'm hungry as f***, dude.
B: Order a pizza.
A: That's a good idea.
---later that night---
B: Pizza guy's here.
A: ...I love that man.
by AmishVomitCake May 13, 2008
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