random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners

dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv

by Nick Chester June 11, 2006

Perv

(v) What a lurk, such as Ivan, does to everything they come in contact with using their hands, speech, eyes, and solely their presence, forever altering the original virgin context of the world to one of perverted obscenities.

Ivan pervs on everything around him including mannequins, scarves, and physics textbooks.

by music3186 April 27, 2006

the Peruvian Puff Pepper

aka the Tripple P. When a female performs masturbation on herself after cutting up jalapenos or habaneros (on purpose or on accident). Often the vagina-holder feels a tingly-burning sensation on their clitoris and has one of the most sensational sexual experiences.

I was enjoying my quesadillas and shit when I decided to masturbate. Well apparently, I forgot to wash my hands and ended up giving myself a Peruvian Puff Pepper.

I was talking with my friend about the Peruvian Puff Pepper and about how much she enjoyed it. It wasn't until later that I understood that she was talking about the Drake and Josh episode and didn't like putting spicy juices on her coochie.

by highlandhottie October 31, 2021

peruvial

When someone does something that is not ordinary. Anything that does not belong to the normal category.

Hey pizzal, I had that chick and it was very peruvial

by Manni February 24, 2008

peruvian mudslide

A long held ritual and common cultural practice found in the andes mountains of peru. In this act of sexual degradation the male partner bends over his female counterpart and inserts his penis in between her butt cheeks much like a hot dog. (Note* It is important for the male to be worked up for he must be ready to ejaculate instantaneously). Once this position is set, the man then punches the woman beneath him in the stomach and makes her fart. The force created by her farting is said to release the ultimate male satisfaction.

My girlfriend dumped me because I asked her if I could perform a peruvian mudslide.

by Prichar August 17, 2006

Peruvian pickle tickle

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.

Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

by ilikecrepes May 16, 2009

Peruvian knife thruster

When a man has a quite sharp member and thrusts it with vigor into the girl.

OR

when a man puts 5 fingers into a woman whilst being tossed off by another man and drooled on by a dog

Alison: OMG Jake and me had a peruvian knife thruster last night!
Chloe: ow.

OR

Peter: "aww man i gave her the peruvian knife thruster last night"

Jake: "oh yeah? how was the dog"
Peter: "awman it was fucking amazing"

by wolfkid June 17, 2009