Pandemic Pussy

When you've been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!?!

by icyricegang April 17, 2020

Pandeling

When your friend is a fucking dumbass and doesn't know what is going on.
They are very highly intelligent and send very unfunny memes.

Pandelings also have a huge hentai addiction
Don't do a pandeling

"You're a fucking pandeling "
"Can you stop pandeling?"

by Pandeliisadumbass April 27, 2020

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.

I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

pandemic

someone who is ether pansexual and demiromantic or someone who is demiromantic and pansexual

David: hay Jacob why aren't Kat and Emily going out. I thought Kat was a gay.
Jacob: na she is just a pandemic.

by Invite Sprite September 14, 2019

Pandering

When a nigga on some new shit, pandering.

I'm on some new shit dawg, straight pandering.

by Real_Nigga_Trappin March 16, 2019

Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.

I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022