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Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences
This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”
by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011
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premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.
by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004
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premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.
We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.
by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007
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premature separation

When you are banging away hard with long strokes and you slip out accidentally, often followed by missing the hole on the way back in and breaking your penis.
"Dude, last night I was at it so hard, but now I can hardly walk, bad case of premature separation, I think I broke it."
by defactoboy July 5, 2019
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Premature Baby

An adjective used to describe a person who is mentally underdeveloped. Additionally can be used to call them out on physical problems that come with being premature.
Example 1:

did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby

Example 2:

Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”

Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐
by Jabuu September 2, 2022
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premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.
Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....
by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011
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Premature Adapulation

The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction
Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation
by Slither Skins September 13, 2013
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