premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

by dh718 March 26, 2010

Premature Judgulation

When someone judges you without gathing sufficient information to do so. You are offended not because you care what they think but because they have not exercised due diligence when forming an opinion about you.

A: "...and now they think I'm racist"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"

by cheesepizza November 14, 2010

premature separation

When you are banging away hard with long strokes and you slip out accidentally, often followed by missing the hole on the way back in and breaking your penis.

"Dude, last night I was at it so hard, but now I can hardly walk, bad case of premature separation, I think I broke it."

by defactoboy July 5, 2019

premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.

(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.

by The Sauce King July 31, 2013

Premature Adapulation

The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction

Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation

by Slither Skins September 13, 2013