Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences
“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”
by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011
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premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.
by Fuck You Doop. September 05, 2004
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premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.
We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.
by Surly Steamroller October 25, 2007
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premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.
(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
by The Sauce King July 04, 2013
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Premature Adapulation

The act of giving one's friend a "Dap" handshake signifying the departure of one another only to end up walking once again in the same direction
Me and matt were walking down the hall together and as we engaged in our "Dap" handshake saying goodbye, we ended up walking the same way again, it was a Premature Adapulation
by Slither Skins September 13, 2013
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Premature Baby

An adjective used to describe a person who is mentally underdeveloped. Additionally can be used to call them out on physical problems that come with being premature.
Example 1:

did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby

Example 2:

Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”

Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐
by Jabuu September 02, 2022
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Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
by dh718 March 26, 2010
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