Mike Piazza

Someone who is extremely gay. So gay in fact, that he is "the best catcher of all time."

Wow, look at that guy grinding his ass against that other guy! He has some real talent, I bet later tonight he'll be a real Mike Piazza!

by dannyretlaps August 17, 2018

dropping the piano

Being a total douchebag by abusing your powers to derail and trash a much beloved project for your own personal amusement.

I can't believe Chuck ended up dropping the piano on his own show.

by Jeff Dude February 20, 2015

Playing your mom’s piano

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Creamy Piano

When a man ejaculates onto a womans or another mans teeth. Sliding your penis across the teeth and making Piano noises is optional.

Man she has such amazing teeth, I'd love to give her a creamy piano!

by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster December 9, 2008

grand piano

88 kilograms of any type of drug. Derived from the song Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman. "You ship off ki's and we ship grand pianos."

While Carlito was busy moving kis, I was moving grand pianos.

Two weeks ago I sold a ki of cocaine, but now I have a grand piano of heroin.

by The One and Only Ross January 3, 2008

Pianorgasm

An orgasm or any other form of sexual arousal induced by piano playing.

Sam J: That girl is such a piano whore. She has a pianorgasm whenever you play it!

Sam G: I know.

by stupidtysontiger February 27, 2010

Michael Piazza

This fat cunt his so god damn dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed. He has failed high school and dropped out of kindergarden at age 12 cause he was so cool. He now lives a life of smoking grass and ferns

Michael Piazza is a gay nigger

by Michael Piazza October 31, 2017