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Male pattern badass

When a man thinks he looks tough after shaving his head to hide baldness
Now he thinks he's real male pattern badass
by PK Jellylord March 8, 2013
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keyboard pattern

what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.

advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers

person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg

person 1: you good bro?

person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp

person 1: keyboard pattern's?

person 2: no im just strangling myself
by your reall name March 24, 2021
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Potterathon

To watch all the harry potter movies over one evening often finishing early into the next morning whilst actively engaging in off hand wizarding duels and studying for your owls. (wearing the appropriate Hogwarts attire)
Sorry I can't hang out tonight I'm having a serious potterathon.
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paternal discrepancy

the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child
Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.
by spreading knowledge January 5, 2013
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pataters

by cheesediddy March 5, 2016
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Paterchin

Paterchin goes by many names. It is big enough to hold 420 Toyota Priuses inside of it. The paterchin can turn on anyone that it wants, and they will want to have hot long sex with him. The paterchin can lift 3000000000000000 billion pounds of pussy. As long as the paterchin is fucking pussy it grows to the size of 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999billion dicks.
Damn that paterchin tho, he got me sooooioooooooooooooooooooioiii much pussy last orgy.
by BadASS Suicidal 9th Grader September 27, 2017
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Pagter

A pagter is a rare specie, who is only found in Hadsten (Also known for being dramatically dank)
Oh man... Pagter is watching gay porn again!
by JohnnyMcKødsovs February 8, 2018
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