Patio

Most often used to describe an outdoor area at a restaurant or drinking establishment, the lack of which is often constantly lamented by some twats until everyone is sick of listening to them and you have to find somewhere that has one.

Shut the fuck up, Jay, there's no patio within 2 miles of here.

by SleeperStew July 10, 2017

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pantiques

Very old underwear, usually so ancient that you don't even remember having them most of the time, let alone ever buying them or receiving them as some type of gift. More often than not they are found in the nooks and crannies of crowded closets, or in the back corners of drawers.

"Man I had to do laundry today and after gathering all of my regular undies all I had left were these damn pantiques!"

by amiga420 January 6, 2009

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Barnyard Panties

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.

Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.

by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

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Menstru Panties

A pair of panties a Woman has had her period in, or has menstruated in!!

I love sniffing Menstru Panties!! Cant get enough of the smell of fresh period!!

by ad2118 July 13, 2009

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Unicorn Panties

A woman with an extremely large eretion tucked away in her panties, or another name for a he-she, sheman, hersher, hershey?

A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.

Guy 1:Dude...that chick was so hot last night.

Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.

Guy 1: They were red.

Guy 2: Red with a horn...

by Mexcellente October 25, 2012

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