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oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 6, 2019
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Laughing oral

When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.
Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
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Floral oral

When you put a flower in a girl's anus, and then eat her out from behind.
My girl and I tried floral oral last night, all I could smell was lavender!
by Tandager June 19, 2022
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Oral Paul

Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”
by FinnShart May 31, 2022
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Oral Jackhammer

When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.
Kathy, if you don’t shut your mouth I’m going to give you an oral jackhammer!”
by Sexual Auditor November 8, 2017
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Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.
by Nibtard January 20, 2019
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persuasive oral

Giving someone head to gain something from it.
Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"
by Bingedy Bongedy June 6, 2018
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