With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 6, 2019

When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.
Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
by Big bad western law enforcer March 2, 2022

by Tandager June 19, 2022

Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
by FinnShart May 31, 2022

When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.
by Sexual Auditor November 8, 2017

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
by Nibtard January 20, 2019

by Bingedy Bongedy June 6, 2018
