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jagged mountain

Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut
by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016
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Jag off

When you anger a Chicagoan they’ll call you this and it just means stupid ignorant or annoying
“That jag off cut me off!”
by Pizzafun February 2, 2025
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jag-bag

A citizen who does good things for his community.
President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!
by Victor Robertsons February 20, 2011
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Jag

JTG is so fricking jag
by destroymysoul April 29, 2025
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JAG

Jag
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)

To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:

Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.

Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.

See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
"Oh come on, not again—I’ve been Jagged!”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
by Fifi- les- booboo June 23, 2025
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Nicotine Jag

When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.
Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
by cummanthecumbasedman August 17, 2021
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Jag

A lit person that all the girls love. A jag is a legend most jags go by the name Paul. If someone says ur a jag it means that they love you. If your a jag remember great power comes with great responsibility.
Paul is a jag! He gets all of the bitches!
by The amazing jag July 12, 2017
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