by Dipstick Master Juice January 20, 2009
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usually have skinny-buttoned phones.
tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.
although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.
usually have skinny-buttoned phones.
tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.
although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.
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"you're such an oatking".
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"you're such an oatking".
"hehe, i just got a new phone with skinny buttons! i'm an oatking now lulzzz"
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Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021
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"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
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"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
by Championhannahsaurusrex January 31, 2009
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Yoooo brah, I give my bitch THE OATMAN last night.......shes been bleeding in her panties all day....#winning
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