five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.
Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.
by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014
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cock block o'clock

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.
by Loke E. Coyote August 23, 2013
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5 o'clock chowder

Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.
Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."
by WtfWBL July 27, 2018
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2 o'clock scramble

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.
Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!
by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009
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5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work
Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.
by (b O_o)b June 29, 2011
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2 o'clock shower

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower
by kingdongggg October 10, 2010
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5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier
Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.
by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2008
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