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neverever

Never ever, i.e. not now, not ever!
Neverever dodat again UNTIL the next time.
by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008
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Nevermann

In old German-Norse mythology, an ancient family line of warrior kings. The Nevermann kings of Valhalla were known to have sexual relations with the Valkyries, maidens who served Odin as choosers of slain warriors. The term has since become synonymous with sexual stamina.
John fully satisfied Deborah with the performance of a Nevermann.
by Mikey1050 March 17, 2009
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Nevergonnagetlaidingytis

A terminal medical condition that happens when a person accomplished one or more of the following.

1) Doesn't step out of their basement for a week

2) Is a virgin by age 40.

3) Reached level 85 on WoW before kissing a woman

The affliction is easily obtainable by other means, and there's no known cure other than hookers.
Man, I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I think I'm coming down with Nevergonnagetlaidingytis.
by Homonopoly champ April 29, 2011
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nevermo

short version of "never-Mormon"
A person that has never been a Mormon.

i.e. Never accepted the beliefs of this branch of the Latter Day Saint movement of Restorationist Christianity.
Related:See exmo
Chuck: My best friend is having a temple wedding. Will I...?
Bob (interrupting): As a nevermo, you will not be allowed to attend your best friend's temple wedding.
by pedantplatypus June 24, 2014
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Never gonna give you up

A promise to never leave anybody behind.
"Never gonna give you up"

-Rick Astley
by Cool ore April 14, 2022
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happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
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Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
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