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A terminal medical condition that happens when a person accomplished one or more of the following.

1) Doesn't step out of their basement for a week

2) Is a virgin by age 40.

3) Reached level 85 on WoW before kissing a woman

The affliction is easily obtainable by other means, and there's no known cure other than hookers.
Man, I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I think I'm coming down with Nevergonnagetlaidingytis.
by Homonopoly champ April 11, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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