net abuser

A person who is addicted to the internet. They use it every chance they get. The person googles/searches random information. EX: entertainment, world events, medical conditions.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.
You go to your friends house and say:
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."
by Gina G8 February 14, 2010
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net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica October 10, 2015
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Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
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Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
by Silverspring December 05, 2018
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net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money
Bernie Sanders is a net jew
by Killingmyslef6000 December 21, 2017
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dick net

The mesh briefs inside a guy's swim trunks.
Monique: At the beach, this guy comes over and squats down to hit on me and apparently his dick net was missing, because he was looking at me with his third eye.

Blaire: Eeewwwe!
by Spirited1 August 07, 2010
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Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.
I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.
by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010
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