Battle.net

n. a server in which people all over the world play games on. These are made by Blizzard Entertainment. Games such as Starcraft, Warcraft II, Diablo II, and Warcraft III; B.net

I play Starcraft on Battle.net

by dwFirebolt99 July 2, 2004

kekma.net

Formerly kekma.ga (a domain hack for kek maga), kekma.net is a shock site that, upon entrance, automatically sets the webpage to fullscreen (with a confirmation message popping up when a victim wants to exit), and depicts an NSFL video of a man shoving a screw into his penis, surrounded by a GIF of a dog being skinned alive that flashes between negative and non-negative mode, an earrape version of a sound that's called "the world's loudest orgasm" plays in the background, the cursor image is also changed when a victim unfortunately happens to visit this website, for the love of GOD, don't visit kekma.net, and if there's a post on a social media platform that tells you to come to kekma.net, do NOT click it!

Reddit post: come to kekma.net today! The no-cuck Reddit replacement!
Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)

by SloveneInSerbia May 25, 2021

nigger-net

1. Internet that is stolen from another house
2. Slang for a bad internet connection

1. Jamalle just hooked up his nigger-net with a coat wire
2. Mike your facebook chat sucks. It must be that damn nigger-net

by Black Dynomite 13 July 10, 2010

paramore.net

Fan site for the increasingly popular band by the name Paramore currently containing members Hayley Williams, Jeremy Davis and Taylor York.

The site is the most active of the Fueled by Ramen label and has their own two moderators that help keep the site clean.

Also famous for it's group of Parateers.

Paramore has gotten the majority of their fans through the promotion of their hit song Decode on the Twilight Saga Soundtrack and song The Only Exception off their album Brand New Eyes.

A new song called Monster is to be released on Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon soundtrack.
Paramore is also a grammy-nominated band.

I was up on paramore.net all night talking to the parateers!

by Elliot C. Nulv October 22, 2011

Homestarrunner.Net

It's DOT COM!

Homestarruner.net
It's dot com.
Oh, right. Homestarrunner.Net. IT'S DOT COM!

by Stiffy March 5, 2004

crouton.net

A really awesome and totally time worthy website that you should definitely visit.

BOI

1) You: see crouton.net: It's beautiful. Iv'e looked at this for 5 hours now.
2) Man, I LOVE Crouton.net! Go to it now. GO TO IT NOW MORTAL BEING!

by AlexComixInc October 21, 2020

Neuro-net processor

A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.

Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"

by Jonathan C July 16, 2008