Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging

I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.

by Axon March 15, 2015

jenner muff

A trans muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"

by byrdnuge September 25, 2015

muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.

I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina

by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015

Boston Muff

The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.

I'll never eat that Boston muff again.

I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.

by Joe cool on steroidz June 22, 2016

Muff Gruff

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.

Did you just muff gruff? It stanks

by OfficialMuffGruff June 17, 2016

upchuck muff

Upchuck muff is when an individual is eating out a woman and throws up in her vagina.

"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."

by Upchuck muff mike February 24, 2018

Saucy Muff

A pussy slathered in penile sauce

Ayo, Jimmothy. I got them pictures you sent me, man. That's one nice-ass Saucy Muff.

by Barry Fingerdiddler April 5, 2018