When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."
"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"
"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
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Slang for masturbating.
"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"
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But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns gray, and the water from the rain washes progress away.
It's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains...
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns gray, and the water from the rain washes progress away.
It's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains...
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Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"
Adam: "Yah, I think so."
Adam: "Yah, I think so."
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Get the Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling? mug.The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.
by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012
Get the Mowing the Lawn mug.a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.
"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"
"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
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