A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.
Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.
Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.
The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.
Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.
The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"
"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"
"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010
by Ijuks January 29, 2008
Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
by lunchbox July 21, 2003
One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.
Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.
Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.
by Narfle T. Garthok February 20, 2009
A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.
"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"
by The Evil Steve July 28, 2005
A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.
by Money Isn't Real February 9, 2021
Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.
"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"
"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
by Jaundiced Eye August 29, 2007