Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.
by Lolarobot January 7, 2017
Get the desperation modemug. when you are in a blanket all day and refuse to leave it
or
when people used to play guitar hero and covered half their screen with a blanket to form a false hyperspeed
or
when people used to play guitar hero and covered half their screen with a blanket to form a false hyperspeed
"yo imma go blankie mode"
"it's better with a heated blanket"
"that's why I have one."
"fuck it, blankie mode time"
*proceeds to cover half the screen with a blanket*
"ah, perfect"
"it's better with a heated blanket"
"that's why I have one."
"fuck it, blankie mode time"
*proceeds to cover half the screen with a blanket*
"ah, perfect"
by TruDruChocolateMilk October 5, 2020
Get the Blankie modemug. Parents: "You haven't whacked off for a week! We're proud of you."
Son: "Actually, I've been using Incognito on Google Chrome so you can't see all the porn I've been masturbating to in my internet history."
Parents: "..."
Son: I love Porn mode
Son: "Actually, I've been using Incognito on Google Chrome so you can't see all the porn I've been masturbating to in my internet history."
Parents: "..."
Son: I love Porn mode
by heroic69 May 11, 2013
Get the Porn modemug. by Kate January 18, 2004
Get the monkey modemug. by wseIII April 14, 2011
Get the mom modemug. v. Bullhat, Bull-style, Bulling Out.
A state of extreme personal anger wherein the only desire is to harm the object of said anger. A person in Bull Mode is extremely volatile, and will not have concern for their own or anyone else's safety. Bull Mode is rare in most humans, however nearly all people experience it at least once in life.
A state of extreme personal anger wherein the only desire is to harm the object of said anger. A person in Bull Mode is extremely volatile, and will not have concern for their own or anyone else's safety. Bull Mode is rare in most humans, however nearly all people experience it at least once in life.
by John Martin May 1, 2005
Get the Bull Modemug. an all-encompassing state of mind which allows endless possibilities to those who enable it. With John Mode ON, no other modes are required. It is superior to God Mode, Beast Mode, à la mode or any other mode conceived by man or nature.
by Dark Chocolate v2 June 15, 2011
Get the John Modemug.